“If we hold the married man accountable for finances gone legally awry, then the married woman should be held accountable for children who go awry.”

“I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”

“I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.”

“Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.”

“Relationship Principle 3
He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.”

“There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.”

“It is not every man's fate to marry the woman who loves him best”

“So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)”

“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.”

“The reclusive man who marries the gregarious woman, the timid woman who marries the courageous man, the idealist who marries the realist — we can all see these unions: the marriages in which tenderness meets loyalty, where generosity sweetens moroseness, where a sense of beauty eases some aridity of the spirit, are not so easy for outsiders to recognize; the parties themselves may not be fully aware of such elements in a good match.”