„Mrs. Prentice: Are you Geraldine Barclay?
Mrs. Prentice: Where have you been?
Nick: I've been attending to the thousand and one duties that occupy the average secretary during her working hours.
Mrs Prentice: It doesn't take the whole morning to file your nails, surely?
Nick: I had to lie down. I was sick.
Mrs. Prentice: Are you pregnant?
Nick: I can't discuss my employer's business with you.“
— Joe Orton English playwright and author 1933 - 1967
What the Butler Saw (1969), Act I