“My Nuts are just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).”

—  Maddox

My balls are huge. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge
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