“The scholars and critics all called it kitsch, everyone thought I was crazy to buy them.”

“It was said, with what truth we know not, that all Cambridge scholars call the cipher aught, and all Oxford scholars call it nought.”

“If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to be crazy. Everyone is indeed crazy, but the craziest are the ones who don't know they're crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.”

“I thought you were sane," I said, "but you're
just as crazy as the rest of them.”

“That's what being crazy was, wasn't it? You thought you were fine. Everyone else knew better.”

“Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.”

“Everyone is indeed crazy but the craziest are those who don't know they're crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.”

“When women are angry at men, they call them heartless. When men are angry at women, they call them crazy.”

“They can call me crazy if I fail
All the chance that I need
Is one in a million
And they can call me brilliant
If I succeed…”

“What makes a leftist a leftist is not this or that theory but his ability to integrate any theory into the kitsch called the Grand March.”