
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04aupdate.phtml
Weekend Update samples
Give Trump the Medal of Freedom (August 7, 2015)
Source: https://www.factcheck.org/2018/09/shaq-didnt-call-trump-the-best-president/
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04aupdate.phtml
Weekend Update samples
About the statements of Donald Trump on the fallen Captain Humayun S. M. Khan's family. http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/03/politics/trump-katrina-pierson-khan-obama-clinton/ (August 3, 2016)
“The boldness of his mind was sheathed in a scabbard of politeness.”
Source: Jefferson the Virginian
Wikinews interviews three figures from Donald Trump's political past (October 2015)
The trial of Charles B. Reynolds for blasphemy (1887)
"Honest People Have Rights, Too" (8 February 1960).
Scientology Bulletins
2016, In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! (2016)
Letter to William Green Mumford (18 June 1799) http://www.princeton.edu/~tjpapers/munford/munford.html
1790s
Context: To preserve the freedom of the human mind then and freedom of the press, every spirit should be ready to devote itself to martyrdom; for as long as we may think as we will, and speak as we think, the condition of man will proceed in improvement. The generation which is going off the stage has deserved well of mankind for the struggles it has made, and for having arrested the course of despotism which had overwhelmed the world for thousands and thousands of years. If there seems to be danger that the ground they have gained will be lost again, that danger comes from the generation your contemporary. But that the enthusiasm which characterizes youth should lift its parricide hands against freedom and science would be such a monstrous phenomenon as I cannot place among possible things in this age and country.