“I've noticed that whenever a woman's willin' to be imposed upon there's always a man standin' 'round ready to do the imposin.”

“What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.”

“That's something I've noticed about food: whenever there's a crisis if you can get people to eating normally things get better.”

“A woman always has her revenge ready.”

“Life was such a wheel that no man could stand upon it for long. And it always, at the end, came round to the same place again.”

“It is a rare man who notices a handsome woman.”

“Whenever somebody tells me to do something my instinct's always to do the opposite. It's got me into a lot of trouble, but I've had a lot of fun.”

“The saints are like the stars, who, in His providence, Christ hides under a seal, lest they appear whenever they wish. Instead, they are always ready to disembark from the quiet of contemplation into the works of mercy at the time decided upon by God, whenever their heart should hear the word of command.”
Stellae sunt sancti, quos Christus sub signaculo suae providentiae claudit, ne appareant quando velint, semper parati ad tempus a Deo statutum, ut, cum audierint aure cordis vocem iubentis, a secreto contemplationis egrediantur ad opera necessitatis.

“A man who is always ready to believe what is told him will never do well.”

“There is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy.”