“All learned, and all drunk!”
Source: The Task (1785), Book IV, The Winter Evening, Line 478.
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“If the Blues were wine, I'd be drunk all the time.”
If the Blues Were Wine, 1/2 Precent Blues (1995).

As given in Rashid al-Din's Compendium of Chronicles (Jami' al-tawarikh) ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jami%27_al-tawarikh) (Can find a translated version on google books: http://books.google.com/books?id=d2SWstj6j3AC&lpg=PA142&ots=8Tn8g77BgR&dq=genghis%20khan%20and%20drinking&pg=PA142#v=onepage&q=genghis%20khan%20and%20drinking&f=false)

“i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.”
"EL FUCKING NIÑO, in which i post no pictures of pirates" at AFP : Amanda Palmer's blog http://blog.amandapalmer.net/post/451829875/el-fucking-nino-in-which-i-post-no-pictures-of

Often attributed as remarks to the National Coalition Against Censorship (NCAC) (1980)
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“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.”