“Scientific collaborations are akin to marriages, or temporary marriages. Their breakup is not unlike a divorce and rarely avoids acrimony.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.”

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.”

“Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.”

“I guess the only way to stop divorce Is to stop marriage. ”

“Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.”

“There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.”

“The truth is, the notion that gay marriage is harmful to marriage, is sort of mind-boggling, because these are people trying to get married. But it seems to me, if you want to defend marriage against something, defend it against divorce.”

“Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.”