“Wedding after wedding after wedding and then yours - your wedding? Would that make you what they're now calling happy?”

“Larry is back in town… The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.”

“You are thirty minutes late."
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”

“Som thingis that prouoke young men to wed in haste,
Show after weddyng, that hast maketh waste.”

“What kind of wedding do you want?"
"The one with a groom.”

“If I can't wait for you at the end of an aisle on your wedding day, I'll wait for you in heaven.”

“Fair weather weddings make fair weather lives.”

“What for is marriage? It is to unite a man and a woman to enjoy a natural life with happiness. It is to find solace after hard work. Most of the people do not realize that marriages are for sharing pleasures of the wedded life.”

“The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.”

“A wedding is and event, but marriage is a life.”