“OJ isn't going to jail — he just changed his name to BJ.”
Tailgate Party (2009)
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“If the kid call his grandmama "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he going to jail!”
Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“I don't know, I think he's just going senile, isn't he?”
Noel Gallagher cited in ‘Sir Paul has just written manure for years’ http://www.scotsman.com/what-s-on/music/sir-paul-has-just-written-manure-for-years-1-611044 at scotsman.com, 2 July 2002: Gallagher was asked about Paul McCartney’s recent work in another interview.
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Source: Tao Te Ching, Ch. 1, as interpreted by Ursula K. LeGuin (1998)
Context: The way you can go
isn't the real way.
The name you can say
isn't the real name.
Heaven and earth
begin in the unnamed:
name's the mother
of the ten thousand things.
So the unwanting soul
sees what's hidden,
and the ever-wanting soul
sees only what it wants.
Two things, one origin,
but different in name,
whose identity is mystery.
Mystery of all mysteries!
The door to the hidden.

Transcript for May 22; Guest: Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic Party http://www.msnbc.com/id/7924139/, NBC News. Last updated 2005-05-22. Retrieved 2008-03-05.

"The Wond'rous Wise Man", in Mother Goose in Prose (1897)
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