“When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.”
Anthony Horowitz book Stormbreaker
Source: Stormbreaker
Widely quoted and attributed, but without a documented source.
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“When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.”
Anthony Horowitz book Stormbreaker
Source: Stormbreaker
“The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.”
Douglas Adams book Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
“[After the doorbell rings, right before Secretariat appears] Who's that at the door?!”
Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.”
Red Symons (1949) Australian broadcaster and musician
Attributed quotes
“Democracy sometimes looks like an end in itself, but in fact it is merely a means to an end.”
Mao Zedong (1893–1976) Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China
Directives on the Cultural Revolution (1966-1972)
Henry Vaughan (1621–1695) Welsh author, physician and metaphysical poet
"The World".
Silex Scintillans (1655)
“Lucky Australians! They can go on sleeping for another seven hours and stil pass as early risers.”
Caryl Brahms (1901–1982) English critic, novelist, and journalist
Ooh! La-La!