
“It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before.”
As quoted in Funny Ladies (2001), by B. Adler, p. 147
“When a woman reaches forty, she must wait twenty years for her husband to catch up.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Marriage
“Well, yeah, but she, like, twenty-two. And shelike a four-year-old.”
Source: The Faceless Ones
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water. ”