“All this narcissism is rather boring, isn't it?”

“Human beings — they go on being born and dying, dying and being born. It's kind of boring, isn't it?”

“She didn't bother to understand it all; it was--boring boring boring.”

“I would rather be confused for 10 minutes than bored for 5 seconds.”

“It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”

“I'd rather be judged for doing something interesting than not judged and be so utterly boring.”

“I was a bore and didn't know when to smile or fake it. Or rather worse, I did but didn't.”

“I rather like bad wine," said Mr. Mountchesney; "one gets so bored with good wine.”

“If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.”

“I've always wanted to be part of the royal family because there are great advantages to being royal. If you're royal, whatever you do is very interesting. Whatever you do, people are very interested in it. Even if you do something very boring, people are still interested in it. If a royal person does something extremely boring, people say, "Oh, isn't it interesting that he's doing something extremely boring." If I do something extremely boring, people say, "Oh how extremely boring"”