“[The waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet – paté, Whitstable oysters, a sole, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.”

— S.J. Perelman

The Rising Gorge (1961) p. 13

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American humorist, author, and screenwriter 1904–1979

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