“Joy and Temperance and Repose
Slam the door on the doctor's nose.”

“To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door.”

“When God closes one door, He slams another in your face”

“Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall.”

“Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.”

“That girl,' tutted Alsana as her front door slammed, 'swallowed an encyclopedia and a gutter at the same time.”

“God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”

“Some doors slammed in your face need to be glued and nailed shut so they can never be reopened.”

“The door could not be heard slamming; they had probably left it open, as is the custom in homes where a great misfortune has occurred.”

“I used to have frequent arguments with my father which ended in doors slamming and the ultimate expletive ‘Filthy bougeois”