“He cannot manage the calf, and wants to carry the ox.”

— Bernardo Dovizi

Act I, scene II. — (Fesserio).
Translation reported in Harbottle's Dictionary of quotations French and Italian (1904), p. 377.
La Calandria (c. 1507)

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Non può il vitello, e vuol che porti il hue.

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