“A few things have been eating at me. Was Robin Hood's mother known as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? Why does sour cream have an expiration date?”

“Robin Hood: Because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a English accent.”

“How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”

“Like Robin Hood…. Not real, but true.”

“A famous man is Robin Hood,
The English ballad-singer's joy.”

“Robin Hood: Watch my back!
Achoo: Yo' back just got punched twice.”

“They call me Boosie Baddazz and I Zoom right by ya, 760 partna crispy cream on the tires, I smoke that fire purple kush by the pound, ask my dog Webbie this is how it goes down, from my hood to yo hood, man we makin money”

“Who the hell is huntin' you?
In the BMW
How the hell they find you?
1 4 7'd you
Feds gonna get you
Pull the strings on the hood
One Paranoid you
Blazing through the Hood.”

“I'm like Robin Hood. I rob the rich to make these projects come alive… not really rob. It's done with a smile.”

“Why do you wear a mask and hood?"
I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply. "They're terribly comfortable.”