“WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.”
The Meaning of Liff (1983)
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“But forgetting's not something you do, it happens to you. Only it didn't happen to me”
Variant: Forgetting’s not something you do, it happens to you. Only it didn’t happen to me.
Source: The Collector

Speech at the University of Chicago Law School http://maroon.uchicago.edu/news/articles/2003/05/09/justice_scalia_speak.php (6 May 2003).
2000s

“Art is just fraud. You just have to do something nobody else has done before.”
In interview with a Korean newspaper, quoted in: KoreAm Journal, Vol. 17 (2006), p. 79
1970s

So I didn't know it was gonna be that long and everything, but it was cool.
CNN interview with Tucker Carlson http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/cnna.spears/ (3 September 2003)

The Silence of the Body: Materials for the Study of Medicine (II silenzio del corpo: Materiali per studio di medicina, 1979), translated by Michael Moore, in The Body in the Library: A Literary Anthology of Modern Medicine, London and New York: Verso, 2003, p. 296 https://books.google.it/books?id=iFRwpEpgCKUC&pg=PA296.

“You can´t just tell people what to do and then expect them to perform well.”

Campaign rally, Madison, Wisconsin (18 February 2008) http://weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/014/764fosie.asp
2000s