“In the world you have three sorts of friends: your friends who love you, your friends who do not care about you and your friends who hate you.”

“Who are your friends? Do they believe in you? Or do they stunt your growth with ridicule and disbelief? If the latter, you haven't friends. Go find some.”

“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”

“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”

“An Enemy is a friend who knows too much about you. Remember to keep your enemies close to protect all those who you love.”

“If you want enemies, excel your friends; but if you want friends, let your friends excel you.”

“Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies. ”

“The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.”

“If you really want to know who your friends are, see you stands by you in a storm”

“Put your arm around the buddy next to you. And if you don't have any friends, I'll be your best friend in the whole world.”