“Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love,
But—why did you kick me down stairs?”
John Philip Kemble (1757–1823) British actor-manager
The Panel, Act i, Scene 1, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919). Altered from Isaac Bickerstaff's "'T is Well 't is no Worse"; also found in Debrett's "Asylum for Fugitive Pieces", vol. i., p. 15.