“Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love,
But - why did you kick me downstairs?”
Isaac Bickerstaffe (1733–1812) Irish playwright and librettist
An Expostulation (1789).
The Panel, Act i, Scene 1, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919). Altered from Isaac Bickerstaff's "'T is Well 't is no Worse"; also found in Debrett's "Asylum for Fugitive Pieces", vol. i., p. 15.
“Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love,
But - why did you kick me downstairs?”
Isaac Bickerstaffe (1733–1812) Irish playwright and librettist
An Expostulation (1789).
“It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.”
Dylan Moran (1971) Irish actor and comedian
On the German language.
Like, Totally (2006)
“If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!”
Louise Rennison (1951–2016) British writer
Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
“You gave me the key to your heart, my love, then why did you make me knock?”
George Gordon Byron (1788–1824) English poet and a leading figure in the Romantic movement
John Boyne (1971) Irish novelist, author of children's and youth fiction
Source: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
“A man falls in love just as he falls down stairs. It is an accident. ”
Robert Southey (1774–1843) British poet
“If you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs …
Love for sale.”
Cole Porter (1891–1964) American composer and songwriter
"Love For Sale" in The New Yorkers (1930)
Gerry Rafferty (1947–2011) Scottish singer and songwriter
Stuck in the Middle with You, written with Joe Egan, from the Stealers Wheel album Stealers Wheel (1972).
Song lyrics, With Stealers Wheel