“Money is like sex. It seems much more important when you don't have any…”

“When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health, you worry about getting rupture or something. If everything is simply jake then you're frightened of death.”

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”

“Sex isn't all that important, but it is when you love someone very much.”

“I am more creative when I don't have sex.”

“When you consider things like the stars, our affairs don't seem to matter very much, do they?”

“B17 is becoming more difficult to get because the FDA is cracking down on people dealing with B17 because, after all, doctors don't get any money off of this - it's a vitamin. And they [doctors] make a lot of money when you're sick, they don't make any money when you are well. The Bible says the love of money is the root of all evil.”

“It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.”

“Nothing lulls and inebriates like money; when you have a lot, the world seems a better place than it actually is.”

“It seems to me a defect in our much famed Constitution, to have to part with an admirable Govt like Ld Salisbury's for no question of any importance or any particular reason, merely on account of the number of votes.”