“Women: you never know which side they want to dance on.”

“That was all he ever really wanted from women; a smile, a dance, a kiss, and to be remembered fondly.”

“Seriously though, some of the feminist advice given to women is borderline psychopathic. You know, like, “Never take ‘no’ for an answer! Always take what you want!””

“It's like if you don't go to a dance you can never be rejected but you'll never get to dance either.”

“Dancing was the only activity he enjoyed with a woman, and he regretted that court dancing was no longer in vogue. If you want to bed a woman, do it in the bedroom. If you want to seduce her, do it in the dance.”

“Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.”

“"What do women want?" As though it's really mysterious. As though it's a big deal. All that women want is what anybody wants. You know, friendship and companionship and respect and a certain amount of leadership with submission and a kind of cooperation at all times and pre-emptive empathy and you know, general telepathy. It's no big deal, is it? […] Traditionally, women have been attracted to uniforms. So it's not difficult to know what women want. Fascists - that's really what they're all after!”

“I have an aversion to closed doors anyway. You never know what's on the other side.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“If you want to know the outcome of a game before the game has even started, you need to control each side. ”