“[On a fabricated tabloid story]The Neptunian underworld king unleashed a barrage of eels from his abdomen and each of the eels was carrying a zippo lighter and as they flew by they spelt across the sky in fire 'Tara can a borrow your eyeliner please?”

If you're gonna make stuff up go mental!
Shame [Live DVD] (2006)

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British comedian, actor, and author 1975

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