“[On a fabricated tabloid story]The Neptunian underworld king unleashed a barrage of eels from his abdomen and each of the eels was carrying a zippo lighter and as they flew by they spelt across the sky in fire 'Tara can a borrow your eyeliner please?”

“Talking to you is like -- like talking to an eel!"

"No, is it? I've never tried to talk to an eel. Isn't it as waste of time?"

"Not such a waste of time as talking to you!”

“Trust is as slippery as a basket of eels sometimes.”

“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”

“I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.”

“He vanished abruptly, like an eel going into mud.”

“How excellent is the saying of one of old: ‘He that adventureth upon matrimony is like unto one who thrusteth his hand into a sack containing many thousands of serpents and one eel. Yet, if Fate so decree, he may draw forth the eel.”

“Arguments are like eels: however logical, they may slip from the minds weak grasp unless fixed there by imagery and style.”

“Electric eels I might add do it,
Though it shocks 'em I know…”

“Marrying means, to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes.”