“Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, you must tell me, baby
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat”

“No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!”

“You wore out a brand new trunk,
packin' and unpackin your junk.”

“…in New Year's Eve, we look out over the surging throng of ecstatic celebrants, and the sea of humanity is blue. They're all wearing freebie hats from Nivea skin creme. No hats for the Knicks, Budweiser or I Heart [sic] New York. All Nivea skin creme. Countless hats of Nivea blue. I've heard of product placement, but this is carpet bombing.”

“I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a goddess.”

“There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.”

“The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster

When you take your pill
it's like a mine disaster.
I think of all the people
lost inside you.”

“The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.”

“i could see the veins through your skin like a map to inside you. how could skin be that thin? i was so afraid you might drop and break. i stopped breathing so you wouldn't.”

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