“[Replying to the question of the presenter: "where did the name "Sex Pistols" come from, who thought this name up?"] Some animal. I can't remember. It doesn't matter. It's history.”

“It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are
going.”

“It's never pleasant to have your integrity questioned, of course, no matter who you are. But when it's questioned by someone who doesn't even know you, someone who doesn't even have the facts straight, yet whose name carries the authority of science -- well, that's not exactly guaranteed to make your day.”

“It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you - always.”

“It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.”

“Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.”

“Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid— what was the name of that film that they did? [clip comes up on monitor] There it is, The Story of Stuff.”

“No matter who you are, no matter what you did, no matter where you've come from, you can always change, become a better version of yourself.”

“Actually, it doesn't matter – Krishna or Christ – the name is the same. The main point is to follow the injunctions of the Vedic scriptures that recommend chanting the name of God in this age.”

“I have three ex-wives. I can't remember any of their names, so I just call 'em Plaintiff.”