“He [Khufu] had discovered the fact that if you tell somebody to do something, nine times out of ten he will do it.”

—  Will Cuppy

The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody (1950), Part I: It Seems There Were Two Egyptians, Cheops, or Khufu

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