“The Episcopals don't demand much in the way of actual religious belief. They have girl priests, gay priests, gay bishops, gay marriages — it's much like The New York Times editorial board. They acknowledge the Ten Commandments — or "Moses' talking points" — but hasten to add that they're not exactly "carved in stone."”

“Most priests are gay.”

“The way some of these politicians talk about homosexuality is very insulting. They treat it like it's a disease, like being gay is contagious. Being gay is not contagious. And if you think that it is, YOU'RE GAY.”

“I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house…”

“I really don't have a problem with gay marriage… because I'm tolerant and rational.”

“I decided that I might adopt that as my new position on gay marriage, that I'm not against gay marriage. I'm just against gay divorce. We should have a constitutional amendment prohibiting them from getting divorced. Because I think we need to protect the sanctity of divorce.”

“(First Bad Girl) Conservatives say gay marriage undermines the institution of marriage....(Second Bad Girl) The minute women got driver's licenses, marriage was doomed.”

“Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.”

“No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.”

“Thank God for gay men. Thank God for gay men, because if it were not for gay men, I would not talk to men at all.”