“Jeff Foxworthy is having his house repainted and he has a piano in the corner
Painter: Is that y'all's piano?
Jeff: No, that's our coffee table. It just has buck teeth. Here's your sign.”

— Bill Engvall

Here's Your Sign

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American comedian and actor 1957

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