“Clam jacket.”

“It's so hard to understand why the world is your oyster but your future's a clam.”

“Sadly, I part from you;
Like a clam torn from its shell,
I go, and autumn too.”

“We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“Language fits over experience like a straight jacket.”

“Deep inside, I am a shy man. And in the presence of colorful characters, I am a clam. I never try to out-eccentric the eccentricsǃ”

“A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child.”

“INGLORIOUS friend! most confident I am
Thy life is one of very little ease;
Albeit men mock thee with their similes
And prate of being "happy as a clam!"”

“My favorite jacket is an emergency item. Much like myself, it is both snuggly and fashionable.”

“I like pessimists. They’re always the ones who bring life jackets for the boat.”