“Whoever came up with "hold the shift key for eight seconds to turn on 'your keyboard is buggered' mode" should be shot.”

“This is your heart. Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key.”

“I didn't need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity; I just needed to turn my life over to whoever came up with redwood trees.”

“You are twenty-two years old, trained down to the last pound like a boxer. You do not over-eat, smoke or drink and you work six to eight hours a day at a piano with a special keyboard in which the keys are so hard to press down that when you come to your concert grand at night you seem, literally, to be riding a fleecy cloud, so easy is its keyboard action. Before each concert, of course, you eat nothing at all.”

“I would not give up the keys to the granary, because I know that, by doing so, I should turn scarcity into a famine.”

“Take Mitchel here -- no -- on second thoughts -- don't -- because he's a crude little bugger.”

“All things do change:All things do love:All things are locked in hate:,
Whoever fully thinks things through/holds the key to man's estate.”

“But it is a well-known maxim of war that whoever tries to hold on to everything at once, finishes up by holding nothing at all.”

“Eight-year-olds can switch into acquisition mode pretty quickly.”

“Thus times do shift, each thing his turn does hold;
New things succeed, as former things grow old.”