“…so unpopular, if he became a funeral director people would stop dying”

—  Tony Banks

&quot;The wit and wisdom of Tony Banks&quot; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4593562.stm, BBC News, 8 January 2006. <br class="br">on former Prime Minister John Major

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