“It smells funny, but it works.”

“Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.”

“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you.”

“Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.”

“I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.”

“But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.”

“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood”

“A book has got smell. A new book smells great. An old book smells even better. An old book smells like ancient Egypt.”

“The smell of opium is the least stupid smell in the world.”

“The pillow smells like the sunlight, a precious smell.”