“The trouble with Michael is that he had to buy all his furniture”

—  Michael Jopling

About Michael Heseltine, according to Alan Clark in his diaries. Clark called it "snobby but cutting".
Alan Clark Diaries: In Power 1983-1992 (Wednesday 17 June 1987) 1993 Weidenfield & Nicholson

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