“I'm just the dumb blonde with the jewelery!”

“Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.”

“How can I believably be a dumb blonde. I'm the furthest thing from it. I am intelligent. I don't mean I have a great IQ. I just mean there's always an intelligence present in what I do.”

“I think I'm dumb
or maybe just happy
think I'm just happy…”

“Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.”

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”

“One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of money. Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child who's being abused and robbed by lawyers. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks he's someone. Then you tell me I should be responsible.”

“My hair is naturally blonde… Just for the record. ~ Jace”

“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”

“I do [like being a redhead]... I do... because lighter is better as you get older... It's nice... I can't be a blonde. I'm definitely not a blonde... So, that doesn't leave too many other colors available.”