“5225. To seek a Needle in a Bottle of Hay.”

“Kenley is alleged to have sexually assaulted her eleven-year-old stepson, then ditched out on bond. The FBI says Kenley has ties to Arkansas. Talk about trying to find a needle in a hay stack.”

“To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.”

“A bumpity ride in a wagon of hay”

“[I] do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed, with dry berries mixed in it, thrown together gaily and freely, bounces along atop some truck—and more, if there are some lovely and healthy lasses atop the hay—and better yet if the branches catch at the hay, and some of it tumbles to the road.”

“He who must search a haystack for a needle is likely to end up with the attitude that the needle is not worth the search.”

“It would hardly benefit me to hold anything back unnecessarily, when I know what I'm asking. For you to find a needle in--God, not even a haystack. A needle in a tower full of other needles.”

“Hay smells different to lovers and horses.”

“3314. Make Hay, while the Sun shines.”

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”