“There's a lot of mental illness in my family. So, if you catch schizophrenia, get four boxes of Mike and Ikes, a Bible, and a cage. Wait it out.”

— Maria Bamford

Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome (2009)

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American actress and comedian 1970

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