“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.”
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American actor and author 1955Related quotes

“Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.”

Edna St. Vincent Millay, in "First Fig" from A Few Figs from Thistles (1920); said to be a motto Roald Dahl lived by.
Misattributed
Variant: My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends —
It gives a lovely light.
Source: Boy: Tales of Childhood

Source: The Roominghouse Madrigals: Early Selected Poems, 1946-1966

Don't Let It Bring You Down
Song lyrics, After the Gold Rush (1970)

“Burn not thy fingers to snuff another man's candle.”
English Proverbs (1659)