“When a hot woman meets a hermit one of them is going to change.”

“When no man steps forward to meet a need, a woman will.”

“think about it: Romeo and Juliet bucked the system, and look where it got them. Superman has the hots for Lois Lane, when the better match, of course, would be with Wonder Woman.”

“The world is always changing brightness and hotness and soundness, I never know how it's going to be the next minute.”

“We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister”

“The people who know God well—mystics, hermits, prayerful people, those who risk everything to find God—always meet a lover, not a dictator.”

“There are only three reasons you should ever be this delighted about anything, and all of them involve you being a hot chick, meeting me, and lube.”

“Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)”

“When two people meet, each one is changed by the other so you got two new people. Maybe that means — hell, it's complicated.”

“[He] wasn't interested in meeting the kind of women who would come to one of those places looking for the kind of man who hoped to meet a woman there.”