
“mother says that two souls are sometimes created together and--and in love before they're born.”
Source: The Hunger Games
“mother says that two souls are sometimes created together and--and in love before they're born.”
“I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.”
Source: Blow Me Down
“I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!”
Actually originated with Henny Youngman..
Misattributed
Variant: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Source: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
“I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother”
101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman (1976). Brochure..
Source: Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
As quoted in "Great Minds Start With Questions" in Parents Magazine (September 1993).
Source: Facets of a Diamond: Reflections of a Healer (2002), p. 269
1850s, Autobiographical Sketch Written for Jesse W. Fell (1859), p.32
“My mother believed in all superstitions, plus she made some up.”