Donald E. Westlake Quotes

Donald Edwin Westlake was an American writer, with over a hundred novels and non-fiction books to his credit. He specialized in crime fiction, especially comic capers, with an occasional foray into science fiction and other genres. Westlake is perhaps best-remembered for creating two professional criminal characters who each starred in a long-running series: the relentless, hard-boiled Parker , and John Dortmunder who featured in a more humorous series.

He was a three-time Edgar Award winner, and alongside Joe Gores and William L. DeAndrea was one of few writers to win Edgars in three different categories . In 1993, the Mystery Writers of America named Westlake a Grand Master, the highest honor bestowed by the society. Wikipedia  

✵ 12. July 1933 – 31. December 2008
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Famous Donald E. Westlake Quotes

“Eyes wide and blank as the buttons on a first Communion coat.”

Donald E. Westlake

Ask the Parrot (2006), using the pseudonym Richard Stark

“I believe my subject is bewilderment. But I could be wrong.”

Donald E. Westlake

Statement at his official website http://www.donaldwestlake.com/autobiography/, also quoted in his obituary in The Washington Post (3 January 2009) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/02/AR2009010202282_pf.html

“What did Jesus Christ say to the Teamsters? 'Do nothing till I get back.”

Donald E. Westlake

Walking Around Money (2005)

“If Chester had a failing, it was that he believed people were what they thought they were.”

Donald E. Westlake book The Hunter

The Hunter (1962), using the pseudonym Richard Stark

Donald E. Westlake Quotes

“Everybody in New York City is looking for something.”

Donald E. Westlake

Dancing Aztecs (1976)
Context: Everybody in New York City is looking for something. Men are looking for women and women are looking for men. Down at the Trucks, men are looking for men, while at Barbara's and at the Lib women are looking for women. Lawyers' wives in front of Lord & Taylor are looking for taxis, and lawyers' wives' husbands down on Pine Street are looking for loopholes. The hookers in front of the Americana hotel are looking for johns, and the kids opening cab doors in front of the Port Authority are looking for tips. So are the riders on the Aqueduct Special. So are the cabbies, the bellboys, the waiters and the undercover narcs.

“I've used pseudonyms for various reasons.”

Donald E. Westlake

Blogcritics interview (2007)
Context: I've used pseudonyms for various reasons. In my earliest days I was writing too much, and needed to shift some of the product over to other front men. I've also done it to establish the different tones of the different writings: Stark doesn't write very much like Westlake at all.

“I base them on what I've noticed about the human race.”

Donald E. Westlake

Blogcritics interview (2007)
Context: For me, the characters are part of the story, and come out of its development. I don't base them on people, or parts of people – the Frankenstein method. I base them on what I've noticed about the human race. … I cannot tell you how stories develop. I have an initial idea, and start telling myself the story, day by day.

“Stark doesn't write very much like Westlake at all.”

Donald E. Westlake

Blogcritics interview (2007)
Context: I've used pseudonyms for various reasons. In my earliest days I was writing too much, and needed to shift some of the product over to other front men. I've also done it to establish the different tones of the different writings: Stark doesn't write very much like Westlake at all.

“Thinking it over, everybody has a long tradition of defiance against authority.”

Donald E. Westlake

Dancing Aztecs (1976)
Context: Hispanics have a long tradition of defiance against authority. Come to that, the Irish and Italians and Jews also have a long tradition of defiance against authority. Thinking it over, everybody has a long tradition of defiance against authority. (Except the Germans, of course.)

“If relaxed means limp, don't worry about it. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed all over.”

Donald E. Westlake

The Spy in the Ointment (1966)
Context: The cops are after me, I'm on my way to join an organization of lunatics and bombers, I'm wired for sound, my necktie turns into a smokescreen, my handkerchief will make you throw up, my Diner's Club card explodes, I'm the leader of a subversive terrorist organization composed entirely of undercover federal agents, newspapers all over the country are saying I killed my girl, and I'm on my way to meet a twenty-five-year-old Nazi built like Bronco Nagurski. If relaxed means limp, don't worry about it. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed all over.

“The August sun, God's blood-blister…”

Donald E. Westlake

Watch Your Back (2006)

“Life is a slow-motion avalanche, and none of us are steering.”

Donald E. Westlake

Blogcritics interview (2007)

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