“I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.”

— Woody Allen

Standup Comic (1999)
Source: Annie Hall: Screenplay

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