“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”
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American actress, model, and singer 1926–1962Related quotes

“Worry is the intrest paid by those who borrow trouble.”

“Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.”
Attributed to Inge in The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations (1993), which cites the London Observer, 14 February 1932. However, this aphorism was in circulation decades earlier, e.g., it features in an advertisement in The Grape Belt, 2 October 1906, p. 5 http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=LY9CAAAAIBAJ&sjid=tLkMAAAAIBAJ&pg=5967,3394664&dq=worry-is-interest-paid-on-trouble-before-it-falls-due&hl=en
Misattributed

“Worry: Interest we pay on trouble before it is due.”
Although this appears in Pollard's Connotary in 1932, the aphorism was already in general circulation decades earlier, e.g., it features in an advertisement in The Grape Belt, 2 October 1906, p. 5 http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=LY9CAAAAIBAJ&sjid=tLkMAAAAIBAJ&pg=5967,3394664&dq=worry-is-interest-paid-on-trouble-before-it-falls-due&hl=en. It is also widely misattributed to Dean Inge.
Misattributed

Part Thirteen “Magic Night”, Chapter ii “Shelter from the Storm”, Section 2 (p. 553)
(1987), BOOK THREE: OUT OF THE EMPTY QUARTER

“Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
"Mrs Albion You've Got a Lovely Daughter", from The Mersey Sound (1967).

“Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.”
As quoted in Dictionary of Thoughts (1908) by Tryon Edwards, p. 22.
Decade unclear
Variant: Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

“trouble me
disturb me with all your cares and you worries
trouble me
on the days when you feel spent”
Song lyrics, Blind Man's Zoo (1989), Trouble Me