“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”

“Did you see my ninja move? That was fast, right?"
"You are not a ninja, Shane."
"I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.”

“So, I heard you're this ninja or something.”

“I'm just saying it's not all sand castles and ninjas.”

“I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto”

“The Ninja, as you know, operates by stealth. And so, case in point: I put out records… no one hears them! I make videos… (whispers) no one sees! I go on tour…. (whispers) no one knows! NINJA! I was never here!”

“You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.”

“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.”

“Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.”

“Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.”