“You didn't fail. You just opted out. There's a difference.”

“Look, you didn't fail me. Because you can't fail at the impossible."

-Zsadist to Phury”

“Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.”

“In Hollywood, you just kind of fail upwards.”

“Just because you fail once doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything.”

“If the assembled company rags you for a failing, you can usually play up to it for comic effect: it's the failing they don't mention that you have to watch out for.”

“There is a difference between failing and failure. Failing is trying something that you learn doesn't work. Failure is throwing in the towel and giving up.”

“Oh for God's sake,' Heather said, 'I wish you two would just go out, fail miserably as a couple, and get it over with.”

““Someone out there is waiting for you for a lifetime. You cannot afford to fail them; failing them is failing God. Remember, God is speaking to you through them, saying: 'They are fatherless, so that you can be their father.' 'They are lonely, so that you can be their companion.' 'They are in want, so that you can be their benefactor.'”

“I didn't want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you good night — and there's a lot of difference.”