“And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
The Betrothed, Stanza 25.
Departmental Ditties and other Verses (1886)
Variant: And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.
“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story”
Source: 11/22/63
“Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.”
Cigar Aficionado: Life After Miami Vice http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/CA_Profiles/People_Profile/0,2540,182,00.html
Superman Comes to the Supermarket (1960)
My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
Lyrics, Solo
Variant: "I smoke my crack pipe everyday / I have a good time at it / I jack my mother for dope money / I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic" - I Smoke Weed
“I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings by, for, and about Groucho Marx
