“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.”

“Scientific collaborations are akin to marriages, or temporary marriages. Their breakup is not unlike a divorce and rarely avoids acrimony.”

“I guess the only way to stop divorce Is to stop marriage. ”

“Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.”

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.”

“Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.”

“I decided that I might adopt that as my new position on gay marriage, that I'm not against gay marriage. I'm just against gay divorce. We should have a constitutional amendment prohibiting them from getting divorced. Because I think we need to protect the sanctity of divorce.”

“Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.”

“The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.”