“Weasel cookies.”

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

“Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.”

“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”

“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”

“Life is like a box of cookies.”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”