“What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?”

“I have read a lot about it and I watched it and Liberty University, like a rocket ship, a really great rocket ship.”

“Rocket ships
are exciting
but so are roses
on a birthday.”

“And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.”

“What’s the point of being in charge if you can’t indulge in pointless favoritism.”

“WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?”

“What is your favorite book?”

“If you want to think what nobody else thinks, ask a question that nobody else asks.”

“"I often see people saying 'Nobody has produced an invulnerable software system; therefore, nobody will ever produce an invulnerable software system.'"By the same bogus reasoning, nobody will ever reach Mars; nobody will ever find MD5 collisions; nobody will ever cure cancer; nobody will ever prove the Poincare conjecture; nobody will ever clone a human; nobody will ever build a 1GHz CPU; nobody will ever find SHA-1 collisions; nobody will ever break the sound barrier; etc."”

“[When asked if he sees the future with people wearing shirts with his face on it]”